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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Making waves on Slack:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Live now on TikTok:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Just landed via Instagram:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Breaking via YouTube:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Just shared via YouTube:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Spotted on Messenger:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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77 shares on Reddit this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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105 this month

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Just landed via Instagram:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Shared recently on Messenger:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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