Funny clicking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless art of blending creepiness with performance art on public transport 🚆⏱️📖 Who needs Netflix when you've got live-action psychological thriller unfolding right beside you? Just your daily dose of unexpected entertainment! Just remember, every page turn adds another tick towards literary suspense – or possibly a restraining order! 😂 #PassengerPeekaboo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

  Commentary:
  Who knew a spontaneous click could lead to a complete identity makeover! 🌲👔 Good thing the algorithm has got your back on this lumberjack journey. Just remember to carry an axe with you next time you brave the digital forest of online shopping!🪓 #InstaLumberjack

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

  Commentary:
  Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he's just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂

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