Funny cockpit quotes

Commentary:
Well, it was either “cockpit” or “bird’s-eye seat” 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe” to make these monumental decisions!