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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Live now on Facebook:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Just landed via Discord:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Going viral on YouTube:

I am half agony, half hope.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Making waves on Slack:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Going viral on X:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Spreading quickly via X:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Breaking via Twitch:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Making waves on Threads:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Going viral on X:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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