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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Broadcasted on X:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Seen just now on YouTube:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Spotted on Messenger:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Just shared via Discord:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Freshly posted on Slack:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Trending via Twitch:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Spotted on Discord:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Breaking via Discord:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Just shared via Messenger:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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