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Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Breaking via WeChat:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Seen just now on Messenger:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Just landed via Twitch:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Trending via TikTok:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Just landed via Slack:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Seen just now on X:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Shared recently on Discord:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Just landed via TikTok:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Breaking via TikTok:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Just landed via Telegram:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just shared via Discord:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Breaking via Threads:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Making waves on Telegram:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Spotted on WeChat:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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