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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Going viral on Instagram:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Making waves on WeChat:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Spotted on Instagram:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Breaking via Reddit:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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15 Funny complaint quotes

Funny complaint quotes add a humorous twist to the art of airing grievances. 😅📝 From witty remarks about the quirks of complaining to playful jabs at the complaints we all have, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of voicing our frustrations. Enjoy a laugh and see the humor in the act of complaining! 😂💬

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17 hours ago
Share →: Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Commentary:
Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
6 days ago
Share →: Have you tried complaining about it?

Commentary:
Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
1 week ago
Share →: Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Commentary:
"Sure, let the warranty claims begin! 🤣🔧 #MotherInLawSupport"
1 month ago
Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
4 months ago
Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Commentary:
"Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Commentary:
Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Commentary:
"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Commentary:
"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️‍♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Spreading quickly via X:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Breaking via WeChat:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Just landed via Facebook:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Just landed via Discord:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Spotted on Telegram:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Reported on Instagram:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Reported on Telegram:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Just shared via Facebook:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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