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12 Funny complaint quotes

Funny complaint quotes add a humorous twist to the art of airing grievances. 😅📝 From witty remarks about the quirks of complaining to playful jabs at the complaints we all have, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of voicing our frustrations. Enjoy a laugh and see the humor in the act of complaining! 😂💬

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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3 weeks ago
Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Commentary:
"Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Commentary:
Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
5 months ago
Share →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Commentary:
"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Commentary:
"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️‍♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills
5 months ago
Share →: After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Commentary:
"Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"
5 months ago
Share →: Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Commentary:
🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂