31 Funny complaint quotes — Wordgag ツ

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

5 days ago5 days ago

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

1 month ago1 month ago

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

1 month ago1 month ago

Starting to think business is standing on me.

1 month ago1 month ago

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

2 months ago2 months ago

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

2 months ago2 months ago

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

2 months ago2 months ago

Have you tried complaining about it?

2 months ago2 months ago

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

3 months ago3 months ago