48 Funny complaint quotes

• Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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  2 hours ago

  commercial, commercials, complaint, even, humor, maybe, paid, paying, payment, service, services, stop, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us, volume, watch

• Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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  2 hours ago

  algorithm, complaint, customer, customer service, developer, humor, i, manager, service, speak, want

• Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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  4 hours ago

  30s, 50s, ache, age, aging, complaint, everyone, good, humor, laugh, middle, middle age, moan, moaning, pain, welcome

• I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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  8 hours ago

  care, cleavage, complaint, distraction, football, guys, hate, humor, i, jealousy, time, time of year, wants, year

• “Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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  10 hours ago

  anything, assistance, complaint, customer, customer service, else, frustration, humor, i, just, me, sarcasm, service, thanks, thing, today

• Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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  16 hours ago

  am, attention, battle, complaining, complaint, everyone, except, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, knows, loud, me, struggle, transparency

• Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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  16 hours ago

  along, complain, complaint, humor, judgment, judgmental, media, random, social, social media, stranger, tweet, Tweets, Twitter, welcome

• Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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  18 hours ago

  appearance, before, complaining, complaint, grooming, haircut, humor, men, need, ones, people, wait, waiting

• Starting to think business is standing on me.

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  22 hours ago

  business, complaint, humor, me, pressure, standing, starting, stress, think, wordplay, work

• Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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  23 hours ago

  again, complaint, day, frustration, hell, humor, keeps, letting, Monday, time, week, workday

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