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When life gives you lemons, it could've given you a chocolate fountain instead! 🍋➡️🍫🎉
48 Funny complaint quotes
My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?
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Sounds like the only music playing is the "No Raises Blues" featuring the hit single "Your Wallet's Gone Acoustic" 🎶😅☕️
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”
Commentary:
Looks like the manufacturer might have a long waitlist for attitude adjustments! 😂📞👩🔧
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.
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Forty years of bathroom trips and still not done—my bladder must be harboring secrets! 🚽🤔🤣
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗
Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.
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Sounds like your coffee needs an upgrade if Mondays are your best stories 🤪☕
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
Commentary:
Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝