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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Just landed via Twitch:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Trending via Instagram:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Just landed via YouTube:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Making waves on Reddit:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Going viral on TikTok:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Just landed via Threads:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Trending via Slack:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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