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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Making waves on Facebook:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Just shared via Facebook:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Spreading quickly via X:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Seen just now on YouTube:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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75 shares on Instagram this month:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Just landed via Messenger:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Just shared via Instagram:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

Just shared via WeChat:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Going viral on Instagram:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Making waves on Slack:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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