82 Funny cool quotes

• Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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  1 day ago

  boyfriend, communication, cool, days, enjoy, humor, i, introvert, relationship, silence, sound, talking, time, unfortunately

• (to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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  2 days ago

  before, compliment, cool, dark, dark humor, executioner, humor, i, irony, last, last words, met, unexpected, unexpected compliment, wish, words

• So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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  2 days ago

  actually, city, cool, everyone, humor, new, New York, opinion, sarcasm, stupid, york

• It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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  2 days ago

  5, after, afterlife, almost, cool, death, died, event, experience, humor, life, life event, near-death, near-death experience, reflection, surprise, times, top

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  2 days ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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  2 days ago

  awkwardness, cool, crush, ever, humor, just, love, obsession, over, person, relationship, sex, tried, unrequited, unrequited love

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  2 days ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• I remember sex. That was cool.

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  cool, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, remember, sex

• Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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  ad, ads, book, books, cool, entertainment, humor, media, reading

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

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