To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Commentary:
Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast! One moment you're on trend and the next you're aging like fine cheese 🧀 Keep up with the times, or you might just find yourself saying 'groovy' next! 🕺😎"

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Commentary:
"Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin"

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Commentary:
🤣 "Life's rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you're just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama"

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Commentary:
🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"