70 Funny cool quotes

Funny cool quotes bring a splash of humor and a dash of style to your day 😄✨. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or add a witty twist to your conversations, these quotes have you covered. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your social media posts, they’re the ultimate blend of cleverness and charm 😎🎉. Dive into a world where humor meets coolness and let the giggles roll! 😂🔥

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Reassurance without asking? That's like finding Wi-Fi in the middle of nowhere! 🌐📶

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Why watch the news when you can get all your worldly wisdom from a dancing cat gif? 🐱✨ #Priorities

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Commentary:
Sounds like a life of couch marathons and snack sprints is more my style! 🛋️😂🍕

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Sounds like they're in a committed relationship with their couch—Netflix and chill are their favorite landmark! 🛋️📺🥤

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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Before my second cup of coffee, 10 a.m. feels like dinner time! ☕😴🕙

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Commentary:
Couch potato goals achieved! 🥔✨ Pajamas at 7 p.m. is the new cool club membership! 😎🛋️

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Time travelers are just jealous of our photos! 📸⏳😆

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Commentary:
Guess it's time for both of us to break out the cool sweaters! 😎🧥❄️

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals