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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
82 Funny cool quotes
You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.
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Finally discovered the secret to being cool—just stop caring! Who knew wrinkles came with wisdom and swag? 😎🎉 #GeezerGoals
I remember sex. That was cool.
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When memories of youth hit harder than my morning coffee ☕️😂🔥
Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.
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Finally, a place where even the pop-up ads get a 'page-turner'! 📚🤣
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
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Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?
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Sounds like a purr-fect plan! 🐱🏡😸
Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.
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When life gives you existential dread, just remember: deep breaths and chocolate cake save the day 🍰😅