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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.