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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

1 month ago
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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

4 months ago
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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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You wish you had this many chins.

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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