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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Spotted on YouTube:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Just landed via Telegram:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Making waves on Slack:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Spotted on YouTube:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Spotted on X:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Making waves on Messenger:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Seen just now on Threads:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

80 shares on Messenger this month:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

94 shares on Threads this month:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Going viral on Twitch:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Shared recently on Threads:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Breaking via Telegram:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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