Funny craft quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

  Commentary:
  "Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the tension is truly weaving its way into your life, isn't it? 🧵🕰️ Just think, soon you'll be able to spin yarns about acing your final exam like a master weaver! 🌟 Best of thread-luck to you! 🍀"

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