God: "You're all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you."

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Commentary:
Oh boy, looks like even God is having second thoughts about his creation! 👀😂 Maybe he's regretting not reading the user manual before hitting the "create" button! 🤷‍♂️ Let's hope a software update can fix this glitch! 🤖 #DivineComedy

God: "I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark."

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Commentary:
"Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! 😄 Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚢. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! 🌊☔️ #RegretfulArkBuilder"

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Commentary:
"If God had known about all the chaos, drama, and bad decisions we'd make, He might have considered issuing a 'no reproductivity' policy for Adam! 🙈💬 #HumansBeingHumans"

God: "I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Commentary:
"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷‍♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜"

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Commentary:
"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Commentary:
"Podcasts are like babies – some people are just better off admiring them from a safe distance 👶🎙️ Just because you can produce one doesn't mean you should unleash your 'adorable' creation on the world! 🤣"

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Commentary:
"Looks like even God couldn't resist showing off his greatest creation—Pedro Pascal! 🌟💁‍♂️ Who can blame Him? I mean, have you seen that charismatic smile and those acting skills? 😏🌟 #PedroPascalIsDivinelyGifted"