Funny quotes creation

13 Funny creation quotes

God: "You're all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you."

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

God: "I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark."

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

God: "I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025