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1 month ago
Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Commentary:
"When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Commentary:
Oh boy, looks like even God is having second thoughts about his creation! 👀😂 Maybe he's regretting not reading the user manual before hitting the "create" button! 🤷‍♂️ Let's hope a software update can fix this glitch! 🤖 #DivineComedy
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Commentary:
"Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! 😄 Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚢. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! 🌊☔️ #RegretfulArkBuilder"
5 months ago
Share →: If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Commentary:
"If God had known about all the chaos, drama, and bad decisions we'd make, He might have considered issuing a 'no reproductivity' policy for Adam! 🙈💬 #HumansBeingHumans"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Commentary:
"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷‍♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜"
5 months ago
Share →: God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Commentary:
"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"
5 months ago
Share →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!
5 months ago
Share →: Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Commentary:
"Podcasts are like babies – some people are just better off admiring them from a safe distance 👶🎙️ Just because you can produce one doesn't mean you should unleash your 'adorable' creation on the world! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality