Wordgag ツ

Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Commentary:
"Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Commentary:
"Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Commentary:
Well, finding someone who likes you back is like hitting the jackpot in love! 🎰 So if your crush always likes you back, either you have some magical charm or they really have excellent taste… or maybe you're just really funny! 😂 Either way, keep spreading those good vibes and witty jokes! Who knows, you might just charm your way into their heart with a punchline. 💘
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Commentary:
"Reverse psychology at its finest! 😉 Try "Spot" instead of "Tops" for a better outcome! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"