13 Funny cycle quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

  Commentary:
  "When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

  Commentary:
  "That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

  Commentary:
  "If life was a TV show, my character would be 'Weekend Watcher' – Always waiting for the grand season finale called Saturday!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they'll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it's a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

  Commentary:
  "Well, isn't that just life's special way of saying surprise, surprise! 🙃 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes another plot twist ready to stir things up! 🌪️ Hang in there, the merry-go-round of nonsense keeps spinning! 🎠 #LifeIsAJoke"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

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