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Funny cycle quotes πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ bring a burst of laughter to every ride, turning pedals into punchlines! Whether you’re a casual cruiser or a hardcore cyclist, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to your two-wheel adventures. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort while you spin? Let’s roll into the lighter side of cycling with some hilarious gems that keep the good vibes flowing! 🌟🚲🀣

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Posted onJan 27, 20252 months ago

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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