11 Funny cycle quotes

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Just told my kids it's illegal to have the light on while we're driving. I will not break this cycle.

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I love routine. Until I'm bored, then I love excitement. Until I'm overwhelmed, then I love routine.

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

"This too shall pass." And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I'm so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025