16 Funny cycle quotes

• Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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  2 months ago

  cycle, frustration, health, hour, humor, joke, just, last, leave, menstruation, period, point, pregnancy, pregnant, time, why, women’s, women’s health

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  2 months ago

  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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  2 months ago

  before, cycle, hormonal, humor, menstrual, menstrual cycle, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, realize, relatable, sense, swings, week, women

• Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, alcohol, cycle, drinking, humor, recovery, regret, repeat, self-awareness, vicious, vicious cycle

• My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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  2 months ago

  cycle, fun, humor, life, routine, waiting, weekend

• You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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  2 months ago

  cleanliness, cycle, dust, dusting, existentialism, humor, life, life cycle, philosophy, procrastination, someone

• Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, cycle, daily, daily routine, grocery, humor, just, life, routine, shopping, store

• Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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  2 months ago

  break, cycle, driving, humor, i, illegal, joke, just, kids, light, parenting, told

• I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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  2 months ago

  bored, boredom, contrast, cycle, excitement, humor, i, love, overwhelmed, routine

• Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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  2 months ago

  chores, cycle, excuse, household, household chores, humor, i, late, left, machine, minute, only, procrastination, sorry, washing, washing machine

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