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6 months ago
Share →: Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Commentary:
Life is basically a never-ending cycle of "forgot password" links and CAPTCHA tests! 🔑💻 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, there goes another "reset password" email to keep you on your toes. 😂💀 #LifeStruggles #TechSavvyGhost
6 months ago
Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"
6 months ago
Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems
6 months ago
Share →: When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Commentary:
Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy
6 months ago
Share →: When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨
6 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"
6 months ago
Share →: Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire for rest and the annoyance of interruptions! 😴💤 Imagine trying to peacefully drift into the realm of dreams while being bombarded by ads for dream vacations, fluffy pillows, and noise-canceling earplugs. 🚫📺💰 It's like the ultimate marketing strategy – even in the land of nod, you can't escape the sales pitch! 😂✨ #SleepingWithAds
6 months ago
Share →: No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life: early sundowns and the downfall of civilizations. 🌑💀 Who needs daylight and peace when you can have darkness and chaos, am I right? 😏"
6 months ago
Share →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Commentary:
"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! 😂💀 #LifeGoals #YOLO"
6 months ago
Share →: He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"