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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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Trending via Telegram:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Live now on Threads:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Just shared via Discord:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Making waves on X:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Going bananas on Instagram:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Spotted on WeChat:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Funny dicaprio quotes

Funny dicaprio quotes are the perfect blend of charm and wit that keep us laughing 😂🎬 Whether he’s joking about his iconic roles or sharing quirky moments from Hollywood life, Leo never fails to entertain. Ready to dive into some hilarious gems that show off his playful side? Buckle up for a fun ride through the lighter, laugh-out-loud moments of one of Tinseltown’s favorite stars! 🌟😄 #LeoLaughs

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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2 months ago

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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2 months ago

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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2 months ago

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

11 shares on X this month:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

83 shares on Threads this month:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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17,246

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15,094

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Just landed via X:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Going viral on Slack:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Making waves on Threads:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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