Funny dicaprio quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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  Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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  🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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  Well, looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is taking his RSVP game to a whole new genetic level! 🧬📆 Who needs a regular RSVP when you can just send your DNA instead? 😂 Talk about a glamorous way to confirm your attendance! 🌟 #CelebrityStatus

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

  Commentary:
  "Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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  🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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