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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Breaking via YouTube:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Trending via X:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Shared recently on Telegram:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Just shared via YouTube:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

43 shares on Threads this month:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

100 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Seen just now on Discord:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Just shared via Discord:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Just landed via Telegram:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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