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Funny digestion quotes

Funny digestion quotes are here to tickle your tummy and lighten up those gurgling moments! πŸ”πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re battling the post-meal slump or just love a good laugh about your gut’s quirky ways, these witty lines will have you chuckling through every burp and rumble. πŸ•πŸ’¨ Prepare for some seriously silly vibes that make digestion a whole lot more entertaining! 🍎🀣 #GutGiggles

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Posted on6 months ago

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Posted on6 months ago

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