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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

2 months ago

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

3 months ago

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

3 months ago

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

3 months ago