Funny dirt quotes

• Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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  4 days ago

  air, attention, awkward, bashful, blinking, dirt, getting, gun, humor, interaction, shoe, shooting, shy, social, social interaction

• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anything, career, choices, choose, date, dirt, eating, even, freedom, humor, irony, just, life, nonchalance, outside, person, quirk, recklessness, start, sure, universe, want, wild, wrong

• Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bite, call, dirt, dirty, fun, fun activity, gardener, insect, insect bite, only, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside, people, relaxing, sunburn, sweat, sweaty

• Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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  2 months ago

  advice, children, dirt, elementary, humor, kids, lip, loose, loose lip, nice, parenting, teacher

• You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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  2 months ago

  activity, camping, convenience, dirt, floor, home, humor, leave, let, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, shower, squirrels, stay

• My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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  2 months ago

  around, avoidance, cleaning, cloth, cut, dirt, floor, humor, i, just, kitchen, line, procrastination, relatable, robot, same, spin, vacuum

• Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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  2 months ago

  cleanliness, cooking, dirt, eating, exactly, figure, food, humor, much, mushroom, okay, preferences, washing

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