Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Commentary:
Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals

I'm not saying I'm messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he'd be jealous.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Commentary:
"When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"

Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳"