12 Funny disappear quotes — Wordgag ツ

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

1 week ago1 week ago

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

2 months ago2 months ago

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

2 months ago2 months ago

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

5 months ago5 months ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

5 months ago5 months ago

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

6 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Jan 26, 2025

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Jan 24, 2025

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Jan 21, 2025