Funny disappear quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

  Commentary:
  "If they can't see your magic, it's time to pull a disappearing act like Houdini! ✨🎩✨ Remember, not everyone can handle your fabulousness!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'Out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

  Commentary:
  Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"

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