Funny quotes disappear

Funny disappear quotes

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

2 weeks ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

3 weeks ago

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

1 month ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

3 months ago

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

3 months ago

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

3 months ago