13 Funny disappear quotes

• My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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  2 months ago

  career, career plan, disappear, dreaming, humor, lottery, plan, sarcasm, thinking, win, wishful, wishful thinking

• How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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  anonymity, avoidance, boundary, desire, desire to disappear, disappear, escaping, escaping recognition, i, interaction, longer, me, people, personal, personal boundary, privacy, recognition, social, social avoidance, social interaction, someone, unknown, want, wanting, wanting to be unknown

• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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  annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  30, 30-30, 30-30 rule, after, avoid, balance, burnout, disappear, escape, humor, job, minutes, mountain, quit, relief, retirement, rule, stress, stress relief, work, work life, work-life balance

• If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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  attention, disappear, Houdini, humor, magic, mystery, relationship, self-worth

• Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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  bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, current, current events, disappear, events, humor, irony, just, much, mystery, news, too, triangle

• Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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  bedroom, creep, disappear, fear, humor, mind, sight, spider

• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  across, always, aspiration, bus, disappear, goal, goals, humor, i, interview, interviewer, joke, me, meant, professional, professional goal, someone, stare, street, wanted

• I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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  cleanliness, Copperfield, disappear, humor, i, jealous, magic, mess, messy, saying

• Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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  camping, disappear, disappearing, fear, humor, inside, mind, never, sight, spider, surprise, tent, unexpected

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