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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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