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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

Seen just now on Discord:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Share →: The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣‍♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"
4 weeks ago
Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"
1 month ago
Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Commentary:
"Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"
1 month ago
Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
1 month ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
1 month ago
Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
1 month ago
Share →: Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Commentary:
"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
2 months ago
Share →: Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Trending via TikTok:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Going viral on Slack:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Trending via Telegram:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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