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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!
Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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1 month ago
Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
1 month ago
Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
1 month ago
Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Commentary:
"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Commentary:
"When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"
1 month ago
Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Commentary:
"Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"
1 month ago
Share →: Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘‍♂️"
1 month ago
Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Commentary:
"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Commentary:
🤣 "Well, it sounds like you nailed the 'doing nothing' part perfectly! Maybe next time try impersonating a more active profession, like a squirrel hoarding nuts 🐿️ or a cat napping in the sun 🐱. Good luck dodging the long arm of the law, my politically inert friend! 🚔"
2 months ago
Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"