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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
209 Funny doing quotes
Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.
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That overachieving version of you should totally pay rent for all this motivation! 🏠💪😄
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.
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I totally relate—my dishwasher's been on strike since it realized I like tacos more than its hard work! 🌮😂📄
“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”
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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.
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Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦♂️😴🎮
I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
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Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.
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Adulting: the only game where leveling up also unlocks self-doubt mode 😂🎮🤔
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂