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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
209 Funny doing quotes
The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.
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Sleeping Olympics gold medalist right here! 😴🥇 #ProNapAthlete
Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.
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When math gets you more questions than answers in your relationship! 🤔📱➗📓
Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.
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Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! 🦸♂️💪🤣
I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.
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Finding my Zen through advanced couch potato techniques 🛋️🍕😂
Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.
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Sounds like a taxing experience! 🐜💰🍭
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆
Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.
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When I ghost, it's called 'invisible charisma' 👻😎✨