Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
26 Funny dress quotes
A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'love at first sight' clearly never tried 'marriage at first date'! 👰🏻♀️💕 Just make sure your date is ready to say 'I do' to your fashion statement!"
Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
Commentary:
"Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"
If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?
Commentary:
"Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"
Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.
Commentary:
Ready to save the world or just track your steps at the gala? 🚀👗🏃♀️