18 Funny ear quotes

• AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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  7 hours ago

  accessory, AirPod, AirPods, audio, audio accessory, ear, earwax, feed, humor, hungry, job, technology

• The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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  3 days ago

  audio, beat, different, ear, funny observation, going, left, listening, music, observation, rhythm, right, sound, where

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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  3 weeks ago

  constant, ear, ears, hack, humor, insomnia, life, life hack, need, noise, ringing, sleep, sound, tinnitus, white, white noise

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  2 months ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  2 months ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

• You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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  2 months ago

  anything, better, cancellation, ear, ear protection, earplugs, hear, hearing, humor, i, me, noise, noise cancellation, protection, sarcasm, simply, stubbornness, tell

• What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, AirPods, battery, ear, ears, humor, inside, licking, low, technology, tongue

• Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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  2 months ago

  actresses, bud, clean, cotton, cotton bud, ear, envy, face, humor, i, porn

• If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, cool, ear, good, humor, interviewer, job, magic, magic trick, quarter, think, trick, workplace

• Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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  2 months ago

  animal, cat, ear, humor, ignore, muscle, pet, sarcasm

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