13 Funny ear quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

  Commentary:
  "When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the versatile yet underappreciated ear muscles of cats – the secret weapon in their arsenal of selective listening and impeccable ignorance skills. Truly, a feline superpower in the art of nonchalant aloofness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

  Commentary:
  Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

  Commentary:
  🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of aging – one day you're youthful and carefree, the next your body's like, 'Let's sprout some ear decor! 🌱👂' Who needs earrings when you have ear hair, right? 😅 #AgingGracefully"

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