"Cut my life into pieces" screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Commentary:
Looks like the earthworm took the phrase "cutting drama" a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener's assistant! #DramaticEarthworm