Funny quotes eaten

Funny eaten quotes

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

4 days ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

3 months ago

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

3 months ago