Funny eaten quotes — Wordgag ツ

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

3 months ago3 months ago

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

3 months ago3 months ago

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

3 months ago3 months ago

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

4 months ago4 months ago

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

5 months ago5 months ago

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

6 months ago6 months ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Mar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Jan 24, 2025

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Jan 23, 2025