I haven't given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Commentary:
Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma