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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Commentary:
"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'stare while I chew' move. It's like they've never seen a mesmerizing performance of mastication before! 👀🍴 #EatingIsSeriousBusiness"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Talents: eating!

Commentary:
"Who needs hidden talents when your only skill is *devouring* without a trace of guilt? 🍔😋 Bon appétit, my friend!"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Commentary:
"Why hire someone when you can just develop a self-slapping mechanism? 🤚🍔 It's the ultimate diet plan – guaranteed to keep those midnight snack cravings at bay! 😂 #HandSlapDiet"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could get a calorie refund for disappointing food… 🍔🤷‍♂️ Sorry burger, you were not up to par, here's your calories back! 😂 #CalorieRefund #FoodieHumor"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Commentary:
"Who needs breakfast, when there's always lunch waiting around the corner? 🍔🕒 We believe in prioritizing the imminent dining experience – because why dwell on past meals when there are future feasts to look forward to! 😄🍽️ #FoodiePhilosophy"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Commentary:
"From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"