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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Funny exercise quotes show us that fitness doesn’t always have to be serious! 🏋️‍♀️😂 Whether it’s pretending to enjoy a workout, struggling to do one push-up, or realizing your workout clothes are your most worn-out outfit, these quotes prove that exercise can be a comedy of effort and exhaustion. So, let’s laugh through those squats and stretches! 😆💪😅

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Share →: All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
1 week ago
Share →: Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
1 week ago
Share →: I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️‍♂️🔒😄
1 week ago
Share →: Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
2 weeks ago
Share →: Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶‍♂️🧠😄
2 weeks ago
Share →: Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️‍♀️📱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃‍♂️🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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"Major respect to the sweat warriors! 🚶‍♂️🌞 Just yell out 'You good?' to make sure they're still in one piece! 😂🏃‍♀️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘‍♀️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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