197 Funny exercise quotes

• The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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  15 minutes ago

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• My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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  2 hours ago

  anxiety, exercise, fitness, gym, gym anxiety, gym time, i, introvert, only, personal, personal space, problem, solitude, space, time, workout

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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  3 hours ago

  exercise, going, here, humor, i, just, mouth, procrastination, run, running, talking

• Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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  5 hours ago

  exercise, funny habit, habit, language, mental, mental exercise, mentally, pronunciation, saying, spelling, Wednesday, word, wordplay, writing

• Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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  7 hours ago

  cardio, carrying, communication, conversation, exercise, fitness, humor

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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  14 hours ago

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• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  17 hours ago

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• Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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  18 hours ago

  doubt, easily, exercise, fitness, flexibility, humor, i, me, pose, right, self-doubt, whenever, yoga, yoga pose

• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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  23 hours ago

  craving, crisp, crisps, diet, exercise, fitness, fitness goal, food, food craving, goal, goals, humor, motivation, reach, snack, temptation, unfortunately

• Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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  1 day ago

  bullshit, confusion, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, idea, joke, just, muscle, muscles, targeted, training, workout

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