Funny quotes exercise

133 Funny exercise quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Funny Quotes Mar 3, 2025

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025