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Funny exercise quotes show us that fitness doesn’t always have to be serious! 🏋️‍♀️😂 Whether it’s pretending to enjoy a workout, struggling to do one push-up, or realizing your workout clothes are your most worn-out outfit, these quotes prove that exercise can be a comedy of effort and exhaustion. So, let’s laugh through those squats and stretches! 😆💪😅

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
Being insane should at least burn calories.
Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.
In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

New funny exercise quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"
3 weeks ago
Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"
1 month ago
Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Commentary:
"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"
1 month ago
Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Commentary:
"Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"
2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
2 months ago
Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"