190 Funny exercise quotes

Funny exercise quotes show us that fitness doesn’t always have to be serious! 🏋️‍♀️😂 Whether it’s pretending to enjoy a workout, struggling to do one push-up, or realizing your workout clothes are your most worn-out outfit, these quotes prove that exercise can be a comedy of effort and exhaustion. So, let’s laugh through those squats and stretches! 😆💪😅

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! 😂🚶‍♀️🍕

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶‍♂️🧠😄

Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️‍♀️📱😂

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃‍♂️🤣

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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"Major respect to the sweat warriors! 🚶‍♂️🌞 Just yell out 'You good?' to make sure they're still in one piece! 😂🏃‍♀️"

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘‍♀️😂

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️‍♂️🌈

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆‍♂️🦵🔧

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄