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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"
199 Funny exercise quotes
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
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That sounds like a gruelling test of endurance—don't forget to carbo-load with some donuts 🍩🏃♂️😴!
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂
I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.
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Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! 😂🚶♀️🍕
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Scrolling should count as cardio.
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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂
Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?
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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃♂️🤣