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5 months ago
Share →: If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Commentary:
"Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"
5 months ago
Share →: You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Commentary:
"Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Commentary:
Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion
5 months ago
Share →: You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Commentary:
"Seems like this orchestra is all about the 'phony' and less about the 'harmony' 🤣🎵 Looks like they're missing out on some toe-tapping bluesy tunes! 🎶🎶"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling saga of traffic strikes again! 🚗💨 Who would have thought that the same old song and dance would catch us off guard? Time to add 'predicting traffic patterns' to our resume! 😅⏰ #SameTrafficDifferentDay"
5 months ago
Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Come on, karma, do your job.

Commentary:
"Hey karma, time to put in some overtime and bring out your A-game! 🔮⏳ Let's see some high-quality cosmic comebacks in action! 💫😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Commentary:
"Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you're gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!