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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Going bananas on YouTube:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Going viral on YouTube:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Trending via Messenger:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Seen just now on Threads:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Making waves on Messenger:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Spotted on Twitch:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Live now on WeChat:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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2 months ago

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30 shares on Discord this month.
The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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2 months ago

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25 shares on Instagram this month.
Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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2 months ago

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10 shares on YouTube this month.

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57 shares on Instagram this month:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

65 shares on Slack this month:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

91 shares on YouTube this month:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Making waves on TikTok:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Just shared via TikTok:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Just shared via YouTube:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Making waves on Instagram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Going viral on Twitch:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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