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19 Funny fighting quotes

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

2 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

1 month ago

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

2 months ago

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

2 months ago

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

3 months ago

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

3 months ago

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

3 months ago

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

3 months ago

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

3 months ago

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

3 months ago

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

3 months ago

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

3 months ago

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

3 months ago