23 Funny fighting quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

  Commentary:
  World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

  Commentary:
  Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

  Commentary:
  When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  "Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn't slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It's like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

  Commentary:
  🤔😂 "Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting? Maybe he's just a really artsy therapist trying to amp up his inkblot game. Or perhaps he's a time-traveling psychologist who figured out the best way to mess with you is by showing you some next-level family drama! 🌀🎨 #InkblotPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to follow the plot of Transformers is like listening to a heated argument between your appliances. 🤖🤷‍♂️ Maybe they're just malfunctioning over who gets to be Prime Rib… I mean, Prime Leader. 🤣🍖 #TransformersTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the drama of being a third wheel in the soap opera of life! 🍿😂 Just remember, you may not have chosen this chaos, but you can definitely own it like a boss! 💪😜 #ThirdWheelProblems

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