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Every time I do the dishes, I'm surprised I don't level up like in a video game! 🎮🧼🗡️
29 Funny fighting quotes
Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”
If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.
If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.
Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.
Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
