34 Funny fighting quotes

• I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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  1 week ago

  am, attempt, bloodline, body, body image, every, feel, fighting, gene, hot, humor, i, image, me, person, self-deprecating, step, struggle

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  3 weeks ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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  4 weeks ago

  conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  1 month ago

  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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  2 months ago

  advice, celebration, conflict, family, fighting, holiday, humor, live, relationship, survival, Thanksgiving

• “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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  2 months ago

  adult, argument, conflict, fighting, internet, maybe, online, online conflict, people, stop, time

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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  2 months ago

  conflict, dessert, fighting, fun, humor, incentive, motivation, peace, stop, world

• Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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  2 months ago

  alone, animal, animal attack, animals, attack, danger, death, dogs, fear, fighting, group, humor, me, pet, scare, street, walking, while

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