76 Funny financial quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, living within your means is so last season 💁‍♀️ Who needs a budget when you have an imagination bursting with creative ways to spend money you don't have? 💸✨ Someone pass the glitter, we're about to DIY our way to financial freedom! 🌈✂️ #ImaginationsUnite"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I need money, not feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

  Commentary:
  "A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

  Commentary:
  “Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”

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