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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

3 months ago

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

3 months ago

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

3 months ago

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

3 months ago

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

3 months ago

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

3 months ago

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

3 months ago

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

3 months ago

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

3 months ago

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

3 months ago

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

3 months ago

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

3 months ago

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

3 months ago

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

3 months ago

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

3 months ago

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

3 months ago

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

3 months ago

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

3 months ago