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"Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! πππ₯ #NewKidOnTheBlock"
82 Funny friend quotes
Funny friend quotes celebrate the hilarious moments, inside jokes, and occasional awkwardness that make friendships unforgettable! ππ―ββοΈ Whether itβs making bad decisions together, laughing over something no one else would understand, or the unspoken bond of shared sarcasm, these quotes remind us that friends are not only for support β theyβre also for endless laughs. Because life with a friend is a comedy show! ππ€ͺπ€
Trending Funny Friend Quotes π₯
- I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
- My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
- Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
- My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
- I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
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"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! ππ€ #PlatonicPerks π¦π«" -
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"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' ππ #ForgottenGem" -
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"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! ππ₯πΏ" -
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"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! π΅οΈββοΈππ" -
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"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! πΆβ°π" -
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"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled βcoffee break championshipβ! βππ€£ #Priorities" -
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"When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! π₯ππ€£ #OlympicLevelDigging" -
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"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. π πΊβ" -
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"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! πΆβοΈπ"
Top Funny Friend Quotes π₯
- Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.
- Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying βwe should see other peopleβ
- That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friendβs sonβs birthday and Amazon tells you itβs been a year since you bought this item.
- Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
- Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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