152 Funny friend quotes

• I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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  4 hours ago

  5, congrats, congratulation, drunk, drunk text, engagement, friend, girl, glasses, humor, i, media, old, old friend, post, reaction, social, social media, someone, spoken, sweet, text, wine

• I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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  4 hours ago

  bag, bags, buy, chanel, Chanel bag, excitement, friend, friends, i, luxury, me, random, shopping, spontaneous, treat yourself, Tuesday, wait

• 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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  6 hours ago

  1, 3, app, apps, concerning, drink, drinks, enough, friend, friends, health, information, mental, mental health, movie, movie theater, text, texting, theater

• Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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  6 hours ago

  attention, friend, friendship, having, hyperfixation, interest, nobody, privilege, shows, support

• “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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  8 hours ago

  birthday, birthday party, cat, climb, climbing, community, cost, friend, friends, i, inconvenience, myself, party, repeat, six, stairs

• My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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  8 hours ago

  challenge, disagree, disagreement, friend, friends, hit, humor, me, said, therapist, try

• I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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  10 hours ago

  away, chat, creature, creatures, exhaustion, forest, forest creature, friend, group, group chat, humor, introvert, social, social exhaustion, vanish, woods

• I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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  11 hours ago

  AI, before, ChatGPT, conversation, end, ever, friend, humor, i, ID, interaction, life, loneliness, social, social interaction, talk

• You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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  12 hours ago

  analogy, cartoon, cartoons, chicken, chicken leg, feeling, feels, friend, friends, humor, hunger, hungry, leg, looking, ovulation, start

• Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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  12 hours ago

  6, after, best, best friend, conversation, friend, friendship, gossip, hours, humor, irony, judge, judgment, me, saying, spending

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