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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
156 Funny friend quotes
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
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When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️