82 Funny friend quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

  Commentary:
  "Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

  Commentary:
  "True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

  Commentary:
  "Before asking your friend for a loan, make sure you're prepared to potentially lose both the money and the friend 🤔💰 Choose wisely, unless you enjoy some financial drama with a side of awkwardness! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a 'killer' sense of humor 😂💨 Just remember, a true friend will never let you suffer alone in the gas-filled trenches! #FartingForAFriend"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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