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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,729

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Spreading quickly via X:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Live now on Instagram:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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43 shares on Slack this month:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

69 shares on Discord this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,623

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Just landed via Twitch:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Going viral on Telegram:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Breaking via Pinterest:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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