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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,585

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Spotted on Slack:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Just shared via Twitch:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Going viral on YouTube:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Seen just now on Threads:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Just landed via Threads:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Making waves on Messenger:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

70 shares on Threads this month:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

85 shares on X this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,711

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Trending via Telegram:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Live now on TikTok:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Going viral on Reddit:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

Going bananas on X:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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