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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Funny gnocchi quotes bring a dash of humor to everyone’s favorite pillowy pasta. 🍽️😂 From playful takes on the art of making gnocchi to witty remarks about their irresistible texture, these quotes celebrate the fun side of this Italian classic. Enjoy a laugh while savoring the lighter side of gnocchi! 🍽️😂

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Share →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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"Step aside, spaghetti and potatoes, your 'small, chubby children' gnocchi are here to steal the culinary spotlight! 🍝🥔😄 Let's embrace the deliciously adorable offspring of Italian cuisine with open arms and empty stomachs!"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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"Who has time for proper pronunciation when it comes to delicious little potato pillows like gnocchi? 🥔😋 Let's just focus on the important stuff, like enjoying every bite! 🍴😄 #GnocchiGoals"

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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