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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Just shared via Reddit:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

Trending via X:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Making waves on Threads:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Just shared via Messenger:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Seen just now on YouTube:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Trending via Discord:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Freshly posted on X:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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20 shares on Facebook this month:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

35 shares on Threads this month:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

14 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Trending via Threads:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Just shared via Slack:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Shared recently on Twitch:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Just shared via Facebook:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Going bananas on Reddit:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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