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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Making waves on Discord:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Reported on X:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Share →: Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Spotted on Slack:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Making waves on X:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Just landed via Pinterest:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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