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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Commentary:
Ah, The Cranberries! 🍇🎶 Definitely a case of smoothie-inspired creativity.🥤🤣 Who knew the path to musical success could start with a simple trip to the grocery store?🛒🍒 Keep calm and jam on! 🎸 #FruityGroove
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Commentary:
"Adding glasses to your daily morning routine – because having just your keys, phone, and sanity to find wasn't challenging enough 🤓🔍 #MorningSearchMission"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of embracing minimalism even in your reading habits! 📚💁‍♂️ Who knew skimming the blurb could be both literary and minimalist at the same time? Maybe the author will appreciate your dedication to the minimalist art of book consumption! 😄
$Funny great quotes - Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$

Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Commentary:
"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect activity for those who enjoy the thrill of sitting angrily in traffic jams 🚗💨. Who knew that combining two passions – sitting and fuming – could bring so much satisfaction on the road? It's all about finding joy in the little things, even if those things involve honking and road rage! 🤣 #DrivingAdventures"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Commentary:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Commentary:
🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"