36 Funny hand quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

  Commentary:
  "Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! 💥😂 But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? 😉 #CustomerServiceChallenges"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your husband quickly learned that being the scapegoat is just another "handy" skill in marriage! 🤭👐 #BlameGameChampion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

  Commentary:
  "Why hire someone when you can just develop a self-slapping mechanism? 🤚🍔 It's the ultimate diet plan – guaranteed to keep those midnight snack cravings at bay! 😂 #HandSlapDiet"

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