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62 Funny hand quotes

Funny hand quotes 🤲😂 are the perfect way to tickle your funny bone and give a high-five to humor! Whether you’re waving hello to laughter or giving sarcasm a big hand, these witty gems are here to lend a hand in making you smile. From slapstick to clever puns, they’ll have you clapping with joy and maybe even facepalming in amusement! 🙌✨ Get ready to chuckle and share the fun! 😄👏

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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