Funny handwritten letter quotes

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.