137 Funny hate quotes

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.
I hate math, but I love counting money.
When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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5 months ago
Share →: When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Commentary:
"Me when someone else's drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I'll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama"
5 months ago
Share →: As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Commentary:
Ah, the wisdom that comes with age! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Who would've thought that the grumpy Smurf was the realist among the bunch? 🤔😂 Maybe we should all take a page out of Grouchy Smurf's book and embrace our inner skepticism! 🙅🏻‍♂️💙 #AdultingLikeASmurf
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Commentary:
"Oh, look at you, remembering all your kids! So *fancy* 🙄 Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to keep track of my own head! 🤪 #ParentingSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Commentary:
"Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
5 months ago
Share →: Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Commentary:
"I agree! It would be entertaining to hear our iPhones pleading, 'Please, plug me in! I promise to be a good device and not freeze on you again!' 📱😂 #LowBatteryDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Commentary:
Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️
5 months ago
Share →: I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Commentary:
"Pan-fried: making mouths water since forever 🍳🤤 But seriously, who wants shoe-flavored food? 🚫👟 Keep the frying pan away from the footwear, please! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
5 months ago
Share →: People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Commentary:
"Watch out, cat haters! 🐭🐾 Karma's got a special plan for you in the next life – hope you like cheese! 🧀😸"