Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle when you can hear their annoying breaths from a mile away… 🙄😆 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on you! 🤦♂️ Just remember, deep breaths, you got this! 😂 #AwkwardEncounters"
227 Funny hate quotes
I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.
Commentary:
"Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"
For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"
I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.
Commentary:
Well, that's like reading the last page of a book first! 📚🍿 Starting off with sex without the backstory is like showing up to a party fashionably late but missing all the juicy gossip! 😆 #JustGiveUsThePlotTwist
Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
Commentary:
🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"
I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.
Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷♂️ #uglybutkind"
