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18 Funny hide quotes

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025