22 Funny hide quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

  Commentary:
  "When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

  Commentary:
  "When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  "Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive and mysterious office ninja strategy! 🕵️‍♂️ Remember, in the wild world of work, blending in is key. Just like a chameleon camouflages, a top-notch worker disappears… until the coffee break comes around, of course! ☕️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

  Also me: *cries internally* 😭

  Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal question of bathroom hide-and-seek during family gatherings 🚽🙈 Remember, timing is key! Just make sure you don't emerge with a full-blown beard, or they might start to worry 😂 #BathroomEscapeArtist"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

  Commentary:
  "Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"

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