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Funny hide quotes bring a playful twist to the art of sneaking away or staying out of sight 🤫😂 Perfect for those moments when you just want to vanish without a trace or avoid awkward situations like a pro! Whether you’re dodging chores or people, these witty words will have you chuckling and mastering the hide-and-seek game in style 🎭👀✨ Get ready to laugh and disappear!

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Posted onJan 29, 2025

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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