22 Funny hide quotes

Funny hide quotes bring a playful twist to the art of sneaking away or staying out of sight 🤫😂 Perfect for those moments when you just want to vanish without a trace or avoid awkward situations like a pro! Whether you’re dodging chores or people, these witty words will have you chuckling and mastering the hide-and-seek game in style 🎭👀✨ Get ready to laugh and disappear!

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where h…

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"When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them unt…

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"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights…

Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hid…

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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except…

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"Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good wor…

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive and mysterious office ninja strategy! 🕵️‍♂️ Remember, in the wild world of work, blending in is key. Just like a chameleon camouflages, a top-notch worker disappears… until the coffee break comes around, of course! ☕️😂"

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Commentary:
"Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

Also me: *cries internally* 😭

Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video gam…

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during fam…

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"Ah, the eternal question of bathroom hide-and-seek during family gatherings 🚽🙈 Remember, timing is key! Just make sure you don't emerge with a full-blown beard, or they might start to worry 😂 #BathroomEscapeArtist"

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for…

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"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"

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