22 Funny hide quotes

• Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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  2 weeks ago

  again, bed, cool, cooler, getting, hide, humor, nights, search, sleep, spider, warmth, well

• I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, body, ever, friendship, help, hide, hope, humor, i, irony, need, people, vow

• Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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  3 weeks ago

  40, activity, age, dating, fun, fun activity, hide, hide and seek, humor, life, loneliness, looking, over, relationships, seek, seeking, single, single life

• Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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  3 weeks ago

  brilliant, brilliant time, Christmas, daily, daily struggle, day, else, every, everyone, fact, hard, having, hide, holiday, humor, loneliness, people, relationship, single, struggle, time, us

• I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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  3 weeks ago

  found, God, hide, humor, irony, spirituality, turn

• Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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  3 weeks ago

  cashier, conversation, everything, hide, humor, me, retail, shopping, something, witty

• If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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  3 weeks ago

  drunk, Easter, Easter egg, egg, eggs, fun, hide, hunt, knows, nobody, party, secret, surprise, where

• Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, body, dark, dark humor, dead, dead body, hide, humor, internet, later, new, new tab, place, pretty, procrastination, read, read later, sure, tab

• I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, back, best, childhood, days, finding, fun, fun activity, hide, hide and seek, hiding, hiding place, i, love, nostalgia, place, playing, seek, simplicity, stress

• Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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  4 weeks ago

  bed, cat, cats, childhood, club, fight, fight club, hide, humor, imagination, monster, monsters, pet, where

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