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"Maybe Mary and Joseph were the original procrastinators when it came to taking down the Christmas decorations π€π Who knew even the holiest of couples had to deal with the post-holiday cleanup blues? π #tistheseasonforstorageprocrastination"
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- There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.
- Celebrating Presidentβs Day by not doing anything I promised I would.
- It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
- Santa: “Donβt leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”
- Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.
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ππ’ This Christmas, why settle for fleeting joy when you can gift everlasting companionship with a tortoise? ππ’ Sure, it may not fit under the tree, but hey, the gift of a tortoise is a gift that truly keeps on giving… and giving… and giving. ππ’ Who needs diamonds when you can have a shelled friend for life? π #TortoiseLove -
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π ππ Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! π€£ #SantaClausIsComingToTown
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- I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, heβs not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, heβs not watching me when Iβm sleeping.
- When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what youβre really saying is βIβm not going to dust for at least a month.β
- I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.
- Celebrating Presidentβs Day by not doing anything I promised I would.
- 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.
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